Boing Boing have a great collection of stock photos used by news organisations and scare-merchants with little time for nuance to illustrate stories about computer hacking. Worth it for the captions.
Hackers type while wearing thick leather burglar gloves, to ensure that no fingerprints are left on their own computers.
The best way to protect a computer from network intrusion is to wrap it in chains and place a physical lock on it.
Hackers can reach through the internet like it’s some kind of fucking seance.
and for the one above,
Hackers come in two basic varieties: Ninja and Hoodlum.